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P O Box 29
Steytlerville
6250
Website: www.noorspoort.co.za
Date: 2008-02-12
Ref. 53
Dear
NOORSPOORT NEWSLETTER
2008-01
We at Noorspoort hope to make this new-format Newsletter a regular feature. Obviously we will be marketing some of our products as well, but well, that’s the free market system in operation! Hopefully, however, we will also be supplying you with other interesting and relevant facts and figure, including a teeny bit of humour – without which it may be almost impossible to survive in the modern world!? You are welcome to send in any contributions or comments you feel may add value to a newsletter such as this. Thanks.
NEWS AND EVENTS
Photography course
Wedding Venue
FACTS & FIGURES
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According to the scientific magazine Nature, Neil Shubin has traced
man’s evolutionary past to the extent that our hand resemble fish
fins, whilst large sections of our genome (all our genes as arranged
in chromosomes) are the same as that of roundworms and bacteria! Even
hang-ups and hiccups, he says, are leftovers of the long animal
evolutionary past of Homo sapiens.
IN LIGHTER VEIN
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A guy went to the doctor and complained that his wife had become hard of
hearing. The doctor suggested that he perform a practical test to
assess the extent of the problem by speaking to her normally from an
ever-diminishing distance. This he did by first going into the garden
at a distance of 30 meters from his wife, who was working in the
kitchen, and asking her ‘Honey, what’s for dinner?’ When he got no
answer he moved closer to 20 meters and repeated his question in a
normal voice. Again no answer. He then moved to 10 meters from his
wife, again being unsuccessful in eliciting an answer. So he finally
stood right behind his wife and repeated his question. To which she
answered ‘ For the fourth and last time, James, fillet steaks and
mashed potatoes’!
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There are people who want the death penalty back … but please, not using
the electric chair, otherwise the waiting list may get too long
(compliments of Eischkom?).
Kind regards/Vriendelike groete
Dr George Craven
PROJECTS
COORDINATOR
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